IRC CNN REPORTS!!! Aliens!

The Aliens are here!!! The ALIENS are here!!! hahaha BEWARE!! they are out to get us!! They are nasty little buggers!! Their mission??? Is to make you do naughty things to yourself and to others… Yup it’s true!! That’s what they are here to do!! So beware!

They come from the planet “URanus” these creatures have been lurking through IRC and contaminating the innocent minds of today’s chatters… their mischievous ways has caused an effect so bad that until today.. the mystery of it is unsolved.

Why do chatters advertise on IRC?? Why must we use Trout’s to slap each other?? Why do they keep on repeating? Why do they flood the channel?? It’s because the Aliens told them to do it.. just to annoy the Ops!.. Why does Cleo use cum as the secret ingredient in all her recipes?? Why is reckless^rat’s FURR so irresistible? Why does subanglady type so fast and before we can reply her she is gone? Where does S1lent come up with his killer kick messages??? It’s the Aliens. Why do I smooch like crazy?? Yup The Aliens making me do that too!! And the worst thing that’s happen is Where is Lacy, Vadai and Devilangle? Has the aliens taken them? OMG!!!! I don’t know!!! Why is Shawn Micheal so annoying? Hmmm not sure if he is born like that or does the aliens have something to do with it!

It has led us to believe that these creatures are here for 1 reason… Phone Sex!!! Yes!! you read it… Phone Sex!! ever since they received the sound wave of an actual phone sex conversation, it must have generated a hormone imbalance for these aliens and made them react in such a manner… I suspect “kobey” is the leader of the Aliens!! and they are mostly disguised as Guest nicks…muahahhaha!!

So if someone does something naughty to you OR if you do something naughty to others… remember!!! It’s the ALIENS!!!


WTF is wrong with me... have I gone mad???