Angel Management Team

According to the Christian Bible, angels are the messengers of god.The term angel is found in many religions and is believed to be a spiritual being that carries out gods will and they are the guardians for all living things. Ok great..

So basically Planet Earth is one huge Company... God is the Managing Director and Jesus is the CEO of Heaven Sdn. Bhd. The archangels are the management team and we humans just exist for what ever purpose la.. most of us don't really know why we are here in the first place...

Lets get to know our archangels and ranks shall we??...

Malachim (messengers), general word for angel a.k.a (kiss ass)
Lucifer (light-bearer), angel that challenges god a.k.a (Union Chairman)
Michael (who is like God), performs God's kindness a.k.a ( Personal Relation)
Gabriel (the strength of God), performs acts of justice and power a.k.a (Lawyer)
Raphael (God Heals), God's healing force a.k.a (Panel Doctor)
Uriel (God is my light), leads us to destiny a.k.a (HR manager)
Seraphim (the burning ones), sing and praise God a.k.a (Priest)
Malach HaMavet (the angel of death)the meaning is self explanatory a.k.a (Undertaker)
Satan (the prosecutor), brings people's sins before them in the heavenly court a.k.a (executioner)I'm surprised wikipedia listed him in to the list of angels..
Chayot HaKodesh (the holy beasts)I don't know what he does really but I'll give him a title anyway a.k.a (Guard Dog)
Ophanim (arbits) Astrological Influence a.k.a (Tok Bomoh)
HaMerkavah (the chariot), transports God's glory a.k.a (Driver)

Gosh... no wonder the world is so messed up!! I'll post part 2 when I am free to write la then maybe I'll get to the point why I am writing this post in the first place..